So people ask me,” Zohan, how do you stay so fit?” The women, they come up to me and feel my bulging muscles. The men watch in awe when I flex. They ask, “What’s your secret?” I tell them it’s the Tribe. I was in a film recently, well maybe not so recently – eh, maybe you saw it, “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan”- where I revealed some of my most prized recipes. Tribe hummus has always been a staple in my diet and gotten me through some trying times. I eat it with my fingers, my father eats it with his glasses, and my mother spreads it on everything she eats.  Hummus has always been the way to my heart. A woman who knows how to grind chickpeas and sprinkle just the right amount of paprika is a beautiful woman in my eyes.  I usually eat Hummus at home with my Ima and Abba, but I might step out of the house for one night to go to a Hummusia! My chevre at BIG are putting on a Hummus Night at the Rattlesnake Bar in Boston. So, eh, come join me. I can put some VaVaVaVoom in your hair as we enjoy some silky smooth hummus.  You like what you see, then I’ll see you soon.

I love you Mariah Carey,

The Zohan

 created at: 2011-08-16

Where:  Rattlesnake, 384 Boylston Street, Boston

When:  Wednesday, August 10 – 7:00 p.m. – 9:00 p.m.

RSVP: http://jewishboston.com/ev​ents/8574-big-hummus-bar-n​ight 
Free drink ticket for the first 75 people who register!
Admission free!

 

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