‘Tis the season to be jolly”—and, as the song goes, “don we now our gay apparel!” Ugly Christmas sweater parties have gone hand-in-hand with decking the halls for some time now, and we suppose it’s only natural for ugly Hanukkah sweaters to follow suit.

Because we care about you, we want to make sure you’re not going down the rabbit hole of ironic fashion unprepared. (After all, one should never sacrifice style for whimsy.)